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Zombie Rescue Squad
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Everyone ---
I'm happy to announce that both Iggy and I have been rescued from the zombie-infested quarantine zone and are now safe!!! On behalf of Iggy and myself, we wish to extend our most sincere gratitude to all the people who have helped us to survive this terrible ordeal. At this time I am residing on Antigua island and Iggy, at this very moment, is on a transatlantic flight to his new home in the United States. In particular I wish to thank Zackory Sukmioph who tirelessly campaigned for our rescue and without who's help - we most likely would not have survived.
Ray Garvin and Suzan Moody --- I want you to send my share of the money to my Antigua account I gave you in my last email. When can I expect it to be sent? No, there is no way for me to transfer more money from the abandoned bank because I destroyed the bank's hard drive. Also you told me that you wanted to send a portion of your share to Suzan. Have you done that yet? --- Kathy King
On Fri, Sep 11, 2009 at 10:37 PM, Ray Garvin
Hello Kathy how are you doing???hope you are okay and fine,
congratulations for being rescued from the Zombie infested island bye for now.
Suzan --- Why have you not responded in all this time??? Your lawyer "Ray Garvin" from "legalchambars.007@gmail.com" has stolen the $80,000.00 I sent him! He is no longer returning my emails! What is going on? --- Kathy
Hello Kathy,who is Ray Garvin??? or "legalchambars.007@gmail.com,please can you please tell me more about him cos i dont know him form any where....how are doing???hope you are okay and fine,bye for now.
Suzan? --- Why has your email changed back from "suzanismoody@gmail.com" to "suzzan-moody@hotmail.co.uk"?!? You told me that "suzzan-moody@hotmail.co.uk" was a bad email, right? So why are you now using "suzzan-moody@hotmail.co.uk" again??????????????? ((Attached Fake Email))
from: Ray Garvin
Hello Kathy,why are you taking like these,did you think am a fool or what cos i dont even mail you for once that i have changed my Email Address,for you to lied against me is very bad and i dont believe you can do this to me ok.....but i dont have anything to say that i should let God judge me and you for these,more so let me clearify all this to you that i dont know any lawyer that is Ray Garvin,but i know one thing for sure that am innocent of all this rubbish and which Account did you transfer 80,000 usd to can you please forward it to me and your phone number that you are using for now.....
Suzan? --- So what you are telling me is that the person I was communicating with from "suzanismoody@gmail.com" was a fake impostor posing as you? And that the lawyer form "legalchambars.007@gmail.com" is also a fake impostor who lied to me so that he could steal the $80,000 all for himself?!? That would explain why he will not return my emails.
Hello Kathy,Are you not ready to help me again cos i dont tell you that i have lawyer before so what did you want me to do now,Kathy let me know what to do Ok,cos you are now free from Zombie infested island know.
Suzan --- What kind of help do you need? How do you want me to provide that help? If you want my help, then you must PROVE to me that you are the REAL Suzan Moody and not another fake who will take my money. Are you willing to give me proof? Yes or no? --- Kathy
Kathy what did you want me to show you as a real Suzan that you are going to trust me let me know so i will be able to do it OK.
Suzan --- Answer all of the following questions to the best of your ability. If you can't remember something, then give it your best guess. Do not leave any question unanswered. If you pass this test (by answering most of the questions correctly) you will have proven that you are the real Suzan and I will do whatever I can to help you. I will do so out of respect for Raymond; I know he would have wanted me to help you. --- Kathy
Did you get the email I sent?
Did you get the email I sent you?
I have learned the truth!!! I know you are all Nigerian scammers who have been attempting to steal from me and Iggy's father!!! You are all nothing more then pathetic, ignorant thieves!
All of you, at one time or another, tried to take advantage of Iggy and me when we were trapped on the zombie-infested island! And at least one of you, the Nigerian man calling himself "Suzan", was directly responsible for Raymond's death!!! Your unscrupulous and petty efforts to scam us delayed our rescue and put our lives in unnecessary danger! Your deplorable actions even endangered poor Iggy who's just 7 years old!!! You risked a small boy's life just so you could steal a few hundred dollars?!? I can not think of anything more contemptible than that!?! You are all disgusting, tard-typing, ignorant, Nigerian pigs! I'm very glad you are all trapped in a wretchedly poor third-world piss hole like Nigeria. I would rather go back to the quarantine zone with the zombies then live in the same country where contemptible scum like you are spawned!!!
Do you have anything to say for yourselves?!?!?!? Now that I know the truth, there is no way any of you will ever get money from me. This is...
Dear Zachary i have seen someone that wants to help me....i need all your full info of your credit card....some amount of money will be transferred to your account what is the limit of your account? so when you cash the money you will send it to me in uk and help me send it so that i will use it to travel back to america
Peter --- I am Kathy, not Zackory. You have sent your email to the wrong person, shit-for-brains. So you want help? I would rather return to the zombie-infested quarantine zone then to ever help contemptible scum like you. Raymond Miller was a brilliant man and a hero. How dare you soil his memory by claiming to be his brother!?! Don't go to American, poor boy. Stay in Nigeria, where ignorant thieves like you belong. --- Kathy
what do you mean with all these allegation,so this is the right time for you to say that i am from Nigeria,for your information we will have to settle some matter in court when i get to America because i have know through your mail that you are the one responsible for my brother's death.i don't know where you are living ,i don't know your phone number, you are just living around the world we will see when i get back to America.know where you can run to in this world i will find you this piece of seat.
Peter --- You are NOT an American. You are Nigerian scum. You are a contemptible, lying, ignorant fraudster. So fuck off, poor boy, no one gives a tinker's piss what you think. --- Kathy
Everyone --- I would like to thank all of you who took the time to help me and Iggy. Your royalty checks are in transit which is perhaps the most sincere form of thanks one can receive. If you are one of the contributors who has yet to email your payment information - please do so soon.
Make things clear...didnt get you
Suzan --- It has been a very long time since you emailed me last. So you might be unaware of some of the things that has happened.
there is nothing i want to talk about.
Suzan --- Are you sure? It won't take long and my editor is willing to pay $200 per paragraph if you consent to a short interview. --- Kathy
I cant write anything am sorry bye
Suzan --- I completely understand. Each of us must grieve in her own way. I'm curious to know how you are getting along now. Are you still living in Carson California or have you moved back to Malaysia? Did you ever clear up the problems you had regarding the sale of your late father's textile factory? --- Kathy
Suzan ---
The memorial ceremony for the one-year anniversary of the zombie outbreak will be on April 30 2010 on Antigua island.
Do you want to come? If so, will you be able to make travel arrangements on your own or would you need help? --- Kathy
where will it be and i need help
Suzan --- The memorial ceremony will take place at the rectory grounds of the St. Mary's Parish in Urlings on Antigua island at 2:00PM on April 30 2010. The ceremony will bi officiated by the minister of national security Senator Errol Cort and there will bi a musical tribute by Urlings Iron Band and Jamie's Sound. Then
there will also be an unveiling of the Antigua zombie outbreak memorial at 3:00PM.
i am here in NC with my husband..if you can but my ticket.
Suzan --- Your husband? So you are married now? Well, congratulations on your wedding! When did you get married? When and where did you meet the lucky man? What does "NC" stand for? North California? New Caledonia? or what? I can purchase your ticket for you if you need me to. Will your husband be comeing with you and what is the nearest internationl airport to you? --- Kathy
North Carolina ............Aleigh-Durham International Airport
you like to ask too much question that is one of the reason i dont reply to your emails...i told you i am married
Suzan --- Mon Dieu! Well, then, I will do my very best to never again ask you another question! YOU said you needed help buying your ticket. I don't know how you expect me to do that. I have given you the time, date and location of the memorial ceremony. If you don't need my help to get there - then come on your own. If you DO require my help to buy your ticket - then you know how to contact me. Au revoir. --- Kathy
if you want me to come i am free and i already told my husband.
Suzan --- I DO want you to come. If you don't need my help - then I will see you there. If you DO need my help - then you will need to both ASK me for help and tell me exactly HOW you want me to help you. I am not amused by your cryptic, one-sentence responses. Nor am a mind-reader, Suzan. If you have something to say, be clear and thorough. Bonne journée. --- Kathy
Suzan --- If you DO need my help to buy tickets - then you will need to ASK me soon as the date is approaching. --- Kathy
what information do you need to get the ticket?
Suzan --- This is the information I need to purchase your ticket and send it to you:
Suzan --- I am sorry you missed the memorial ceremony. I hope everything is fine where you are. --- Kathy
can u stop contacting me u and ur friends.......bye
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
lol...because u are unable to scam me:D......hahaha
ME scam YOU?!? That's the pot calling the kettle Nigerian! Let me make this clear to you, dickless. I am a BAITER. I am one of the good guys. YOU are the SCAMMER. You are one of the bad guys. You are also one of the most stupid scammers I have ever encountered. I actually fooled your sorry ass into believing that I was trapped on a island infested by zombies. LOL! You are an ignorant, lazy, unscrupulous thief. I wonder what weighs more... the lead in your ass, the bile in your heart or the shit in your brain?
lol...why are upset, because i didnt get the money for you..huh
No, fool. Apparently you are too ignorant to understand what I wrote. I guess it's the shit in your brains that weighs more?
shit happen.
Wow! You can't even write a two-word sentence correctly. How pathetic. No wonder you Nigerians are so wretchedly poor. Goodbye.
rich man....lol.
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