On this website I have created a FAQ page for scam baiters. I also have a FAQ page for scam victims. But what about the hard working SCAMMERS? Don't Nigerian email scammers deserve advice too? So for all you people who think I am too mean to the email scammers that I bait - here is a helpful FAQ page made just for them...

Q: im a email scammer. can u giv me sum hints fo scaming clients?
A: Sure! I'm always glad to help. What specifically would you like to know? :)

Q: wood downloadin and usein SPELL CHECKER improve my abbility to scam clients?
A: No. In fact your refreshingly free-form spelling and grammar adds to your credibility. Particularly when portraying bankers, lawyers, doctors, diplomats, millionaire industrialists and government officials.
 
Q: a client has ben requestin thats i keep providein him wit photos of myself. ive sent him 10 so far. but he dont yet send me any money. the photo requests bi increacly humilliatin and strange .could this bi a BAITER?
A: Unlikely. Baiters rarely request photos. On the other hand wealthy victims tend to be very leery of foreigners and require extra photo evidence. Keep sending those photos - I'm sure a huge pay off is just around the corner.
 
Q: what tips can u give me abouts takin photos requested by clients?
A: Look at the three men at the top of this page...
(1) Can't be bothered to get a clean piece of paper for the photo evidence your victim needs? Then just grab any old piece of trash off the street and use THAT. Whether it's a chunk of Styrofoam, strip of cardboard or the inside of an old stained pizza box... It's all good.
(2) Can't remember what an ampersand (&) looks like? Don't waist five seconds to look at your keyboard. Just use a dollar sign ($). It means the same thing, right?
(3) Are you already part way done writing the three-word sentence when you realize you are going to run out of room? Why start over when you can just compensate by writing smaller and smaller?
(4) Want to look trustworthy in your photo? Then don't smile. Instead - try to look glassy-eyed or constipated.
(Remember these photo tips whenever you attempt to impersonate a barrister, oil tycoon or the chief of staff of Ghana's president.)
  
Q: spam filters bi always blockin my emails, hows can i fool spam filters??
A: It's all about the vocabulary you choose. To throw the spam filters off your trail - your emails should contain one or more of the following words: casino, viagra, free, sale, cialis, pharmacy, amazing, discount, MLM, forex or dept. It will also help to add dollar signs "$", quotation marks "?" and exclamation points "!" to your subject lines.

Q: how can i get clients to notice my emails more?
A: I recommend adding "fuck", "bitch" and "shit" to your subject lines. Cursing is the best way to get your victim's attention. Don't forget to add lots of exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: whats best way of convice clients to thrust me?
A: Your bold decision not to capitalize the first word of each sentence is a good start. As is your lack of proper punctuation and grammar. But nothing is more trustworthy then a Nigerian who writes IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS!

Q: a client has ask fo my passport. so i make fake one. then he ask fo drivers license. then he ask fo my work ID. now he is asking fo my birth certificate !could dis bi a BAITER who waistin my time??
A: Not likely. Rich victims often request these items. It is a good sign. What ever this person requests you should do your very best to provide. I am sure it will eventually lead to a big pile of cash.
Q: how then can i tel if client is a BAITER?
A: If a victim's email address ends with ".com" - he might be a baiter.

Q: a BAITER hav waisted my time and money on long distance calls and postedge!!!!!! how best do i get revenge on the BAITER??????
A: Voodoo.

Q: wood threatin to KILL the BAITER scare him??
A: Yes! Baiters take death threats by scammers VERY seriously. To maximize the terror you should also send long hysterical rants. Remember that hyperbole is your friend.

Q: i bi a low rank member of a 419 scam gang in nigeria. my boss is no paying me very much .how can i gets more money from my scam gang boss?
A: I'm sure your boss will tell you some stupid crap like "put in more hours" or "work harder". But the SMART thing for you to do, would be to steal all your boss's victim information, then "accidentally" crash his computer network. I'm sure you can do a much better job scamming those victims all by yourself. Who needs the help of all those other jerks you work with. Cooperation is for pussies!

Q: i work in cyber cafe where other scammers no respects me!!!!! how i gets respect i deserve????
A: Without the respect of one's peers - a man has NOTHING! Gaining the respect of other scammers should be your number one priority! The next time a fellow scammer fails to show you respect - slap him across the face like he was a $2 whore! If he tries to fight back - go all "Jacky Chan" on his ass! Repeat as necessary.

Q: wear can i gos to learn to scam more better?
A: There is a very informative conference held in Nigeria every year.
For more information visit http://j-walk.com/other/conf/index.htm

Q: i work in nigerian cyber cafe .how can i protect mi client informations &other impotent files so other scammers will not steel clients from me?
A: Security is an issue for anyone who works from a public computer. You should always secure your files at the end of the day by clicking on "start" then "run". In the text box type "unctrl.del.all" and hit enter. When the warning box appears click "continue". Then click on "start" and "run" again and type "ins.loop" and hit enter once more. That should guarantee that no one else will be able to steal your files.

Q: im the boss of a 419 scam gang. some of my employees hav ben stealing from me butt i dont know who they are. how i stop this?
A: Randomly select one of your employees. Blame him for the theft. Then have him "taken care of". Nothing will help you gain the loyalty of your employees better then arbitrary and improportionate punishments.

Q: what names shoold i use fo mi scam jobs?
A: I recommend the following:
- Amanda Hugankiss
- Fulla Crapman
- Asp Phocker
- Iza Dueshbag
- Dick Lessman
- Stupid Asshole

Q: i colected a lots of money from clients .how should i invest mi earnings?
A: Nigerian lottery tickets.

Q: cyber cafe time gettin expensive. shoold i gets mi own computa??
A: Yes, but don't buy one from a store! Retail is for chumps. I know a guy who can get you any type of computer you want super cheap. http://www.anuslaptops.com/ He won't even ask for payment in advance. All you need to do is pay for the shipping cost.

Q: my computa here in nigeria hav been actin slow .what cause that?
A: Most likely a scam baiter has infected your computer system with a virus. I recommend that you do the following... First clicking on "start" then "run". In the text box type "confir.ip" and hit enter. A new text box will appear. Type "current_non.block" and click "search". All files that appear are virus and should be neutralized immediately. To do so - check all the boxes on the left and click "block". Ignore the warning boxes that appear (those are just there for people who don't know what they are doing). Keep clicking "continue" until all the warning boxes are gone. Then click on "restart computer" or press "enter".

Q: how can i protect my computer from baiter virises?
A: No one program is capable of blocking all viruses. Therefore I recommend that you run three or more different anti virus software programs at one time. AdwarePunisher, SpyFalcon and VirusBlast are three of the best!

Q: is it true that the FBI is attemptin to catch 419 guys workin in Amerika?,
A: YES they are! The FBI has been allocated a huge budget specifically designated for catching 419 scammers working in America. They have gathered a enthusiastic and well trained staff of thousands in preparation for a massive undercover sting. Their goal is to capture all 6,000 scammers working in the United States. So my advice to all email scammers working in the U.S. is to leave the country as soon as possible!

Q: im hidden in nigeria. as long as i never go to Amerika di FBI can no gets me .right ?
A: Sadly no. The FBI has developed a device called a "I.F.U.K.Y.A.M.O.M.". I won't bore you with the technical details. But basically it gives the FBI the ability to instantly teleport a scammer from any cyber cafe in Nigeria directly to an American prison. So it is best that you avoid scamming all Americans for the time being. I'll let you know when it is safe to start again.

Q: how can i tell if a client is FBI agent oooooooo!??!?!???!
A: Any "client" who writes in English and asks you a question of any kind is most likely a FBI agent attempting to catch you. Stop corresponding with them immediately.

Q: many times my eyes get sour from workin in front of computa all day .what can i due to prevent that?
A: First of all - prescription eye drops are no good - they can dry out your eyes and exacerbate the problem. I recommend rubbing raw hamburger patties into your eyes every 12 hours.

Q: my back hurts when i work in front of computa all day. what can i due to prevent back pains?
A: Don't waste money on an "ergonomically correct" chair with back support - that is just a scam. Instead have your self evaluated by a professional chiropractor or a licensed acupuncturist.

Q: some times i gets headaches when i work on computa long time. what shood i due to stop that?
A: Seek the advice of a skilled herbalist or ayurveda therapist.

Q: i some times gets sick afta workin long time .right now im havin pain raidiatein up an down my arm and hav discomfort in my chest. im lightheded too. is i workin too hard?
A: That sounds serious! You should immediately make an appointment to see a naturalistic doctor.

Q: the nigerian police hav been craking down on 419. how can i dodge them?
A: The best way for dealing with Nigerian police is to show them who is the boss. You must be firm with the police. If a police officer starts asking a lot of nosy questions - just remind him that you are a tax payer and that HE works for YOU - not the other way around! In short - don't take any of his crap!

Q: will bribeing amerika police wrk as good as bribeing nigerian police ?
A: Yes! But keep in mind that American police require that you be more straightforward with your payments. When you hand the American policeman the cash - you should clearly say "This is a bribe. I'm paying you money in exchange for leniency."

Q: what other helpfull advice can u giv mi?
A: I recommend the following:
- Use tobacco frequently.
- Eat lots of fried foods.
- Beat your wife and kids when they disobey you.
- Recreational drugs are meant to be consumed in public places, not in the privacy of your own home.
- Go to church everyday and do whatever clergy members tell you.
- Monogamy and condoms are for chumps.
- When the engine light flashes, you have less then 7 days to see a mechanic about it.
- Lift with your back - NOT your legs.
- Jelly filled donuts taste much better after being heated in the microwave.
- Give your wife a gun for her birthday.
- Eat bacon at every meal.
- Huffing is both fun and cheap. So try it at least once.
- Tying a rope around the safety release of a lawn mower, chain saw, trailer hitch, etc... is a smart way to save time.
- Save money the next time a fuse burns out by replacing it with a soda cap or a copper penny.
- Remember that seat belts, helmets, goggles, safety harnesses, jockstrap cups, protective ear plugs and life jackets are all for pussies.
- Voting, flossing, vaccinations, sunblock, daily multi-vitamins, prostate examinations, smoke detectors and yearly check ups are all complete wastes of time and money.
- I highly recommend the movie "Freddy Got Fingered".

Q: u bi very funny jokeman! what is ur reel name, address and phone nomba ?
A: My real name is "Luke Skywalker". I live at 419 Sickmydick Lane in the city of Yamamaisawhore, FL, USA.
My real phone number is 5(555)555-5555 (Ext.555) (Please remember that to dial out - you must first press "5".)

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